We had some supply chain issues, it takes longer to get packages of absinthe spoons from the Czech republic than we remembered. But all the pieces have come into place for the first mass production of the USB absinthe spoon very soon.
In the meantime we’re also working on the site. You’ve probably already noticed the graphic that says you can pre-order your spoon, and yes, very soon that will be clickable and lead to a free pre-order process. We recognize that the spoon resonated with a bunch of really cool people so if any of ya’ll have any suggestions for the site, we’d love to hear them.












Please email me when the spoons are ready! Thanks, Charles
Nostalgia! In the ’70s, I used a teaspoon to wedge cassette tapes into the battered Sony that served as memory for my Sinclair ZX81. Absinthe was the only liquor I could nick from Dad’s cabinet without detection, he didn’t like the taste. Naturally, the teaspoon and the Absinthe became an intergral part of my early gaming experience, and probably why I can’t remember FORTRAN, COBOL or BASIC anymore. I now wish to forget C++ but have lost the teaspoon. Your invention needs to be tested by a veteran so that thousands of other programmers may boldly go where I have gone before - using memory devices to help us forget.
please give me a free absinthe spoon i think i need one because i am travelling around the world and working in canadian resort and i cant find one anywhere i left my only one at home, i am in desperate need of good absinthe too there is none here but i am getting some off ebay. and i need a spoon because the best source of info is my laptop. i am from australia. i need a usb drive too
I know I deserve one of the first absinthe USB spoons because I am a college student.
If my email address doesn’t say it all, then you should know that I am a firm supporter of all things that advance the way for liquor drinkers everywhere. And modern advancements in drinking technology that combine two of the worlds most precious things, computers and liquor, are of utmost importance to a civilization. So, send me an absinthe spoon, so that I may plug it into my computer, pour absinthe through it, and pave the way for even more succesful technological liquor advancements long into the future. Thank you.
I actually need the free spoon. I am a divorced Mom of two, working two jobs. I work jobs that allow me to take care of us and pay our bills; but doesn’t leave much for extras. My oldest is Griffin. He is his own drummer. Trite categories like Goth, Emo or Harajuku cannot begin to encompass the uniqueness of the one and only Griffin. The spoon would make an awesome Christmas gift.