But we didn’t listen… We never do.

Finally, after months of work we’ve succeeded in building a prototype of world’s first USB Absinthe Spoon.

We’d like to share this formidable instrument with a few select testers, but we can’t hand these babies out to just anyone.

You’ll have to tell us why you deserve one of the first USB Absinthe Spoons:

Update 3/2: Wow, the response to our chef d’oeuvre was much bigger than we expected. This is going to take a little bit of time, but rest assured, testers are being chosen (which is an incredibly difficult task) and the design of the spoon is being re-worked to allow for a larger production run.

PS If you’re curious who we are, who said we couldn’t and why we did, check out the history of the spoon.

We made a store where you can buy USB Absinthe fairy t shirts and stickers and stuff.

Are you wondering what absinthe is? If not, let us refresh your memory of the gloriously history of absinthe art to give some context for our masterpiece.